I love the children in my life.
Especially when they say really funny stuff.
My nephew Jakob:
“hepicopter” instead of helicopter.
“what this go?” instead of what does this do.
“he gonna come outta there. I helpa you.” on me having Jonah
J: "He cant talk?" Me- "Nope." J: "aw. him can't walk, him can't talk, him dumb." -In reference to 2 week old Jonah
When Matt tried to show him how to pee standing up- Jakob: “wow matchoo you gots a big…” Matt: “OK! that’s enough for today”
Jakob: “how’d he get in you tummy?” Me: “god put him there.” Jakob: “how he do that?” yep, we dodged the baby questions for 15 months (9 months preggo, 6 months after Jonah was born), and then last week he asks.
“mommy gots losts a freakles and she wear mekas”… freakles as in freckles and mekas as in make-up
he runs around screaming: “it’s my money and I need it now!” quoting infomercials…
My niece Hannah:
H: “why are you laying down aunt kym?” Me: “because I’m a lazy bag of bones.” H: “you look more like a bag of babies to me”... when I was pregnant.
On breast feeding: "that is so super gross"